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Welcome to Safety on Our Sidewalks S.O.S. |
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1. Instead of talking to yourself on the way home, you can talk to an actual person. 2. You might find a date for Saturday night. 3. You'll stay dry under our umbrellas on rainy days. 4. It makes you mom feel better knowing we're around. 5. It is a great way to contribute to the campus community. 6. When it is cold outside you won't be the only one whose teeth are chattering. 7. We wear very cool jackets. 8. Just in case something happens, we are here to help. 9. We give away free prizes. 10. Why not? Top 10 Reasons Why Students Don't Use SOS 10. You didn't know if it was an escort service or "an escort service"...if you know what we're sayin'. 9. You accidentally called 78-lusty when you should have called 78-lusts (58787). 8. You have a special ring that summons Captain Planet whenever you're in danger. 7. Tammy Zee taught you everything you need to know about cardio-kickboxing, so who's dumb enough to mess with you? 6. You've been in the case where you needed help and who did you call? The Ghostbusters, but they never seem to return your call. 5. You designed a special "urban camouflage" suit to wear during the night hours making you practically invisible to the enemy. 4. You get from place to place at night using only the "safe" sewer system. 3. You think the guy or girl that has been following you for the past month is kinda cute, and you don't want SOS to ruin your already fragile relationship. 2. You believe the best defense is an offensive odor, so you stopped showering earlier this semester. 1. There is no good
reason not to use SOS, so call (785-8787) or stop by 8:30pm -
Midnight any day of the week. |
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Last Updated: 04/04/07 All material Copyright © 2005 by the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse and the Board of Regents of the University of Wisconsin System |